Recently I’ve been reading a couple of articles telling me how to piss of Czechs and Australians. I bet there is a lot more on pissing off rest of the world. In an attempt to contribute more hatred to society, I will show you how to piss off Vietnamese.
I got a lot of “Do you eat dog?” or “You guys eat a lot of dogs.” Sometimes I said, “But not as much as you eat beef.” Then they would say “But beef is meat, dogs are pets.” To that, I retorted “You make them pets, not us.” If they are Czechs or Slovaks I would call them on their merciless practice of slapping dead rabbits, roasting these cute little bunnies and mixing them with their pride national dumpling meals. “And you dare calling us dog eater, bunny killer!”
My name is Cindy, also rhymes with travel junkie. A friend said I was probably a gipsy in my previous life. One of my many secret missions in life is to convert you to run off every once in awhile.
