Balkan Joke – What Being Thrown off the Boat?

Balkan Joke – What Being Thrown off the Boat?

Frenchman, a Cuban, a Bosnian and an American are stranded in a lifeboat fighting to survive after their ship has gone down. They are trying to show bravado in the middle of a bad situation.

The Frenchman pops open a bottle of French wine he’s saved from their sinking sink, takes a few sips and throws the bottle into the sea. “In Paris when we arrive, we’ll find many more!” he says.

The Cuban pulls a big cigar out of his pocket, takes a few puffs and likewise tosses it overboard. “In Havanna” he says, “We’ll find many more!”

The Bosnian threw the American overboard.

(Note: Bosnians are sick of all the international aid wokers in their country telling them what they should do.)

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